Plays

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Just Another Normal Conversation

A highly intellectual debate about very important matters such as the essence of humanity, interpersonal connections, world wars, twins eating twins in the womb, and the overall fate of the human race, had between people who are probably entirely unqualified to be discussing any of it in the first place. In other words, just another normal conversation.

I’m Sorry But This is Going to Hurt

A look inside the life and actions of a young man drowning in his own toxic masculinity, and the young women who are the victims and the front line warriors against his developing god complex.

The Seventh Goodbye

After his brother commits suicide, William is determined to find out why by investigating his brother’s last words, “Vienna”. No, not the vacation spot, rather William’s ex-fiancé and current inmate of a psychiatric ward.

When Hendrix Moved in Next Door

They’re the perfect family, some would say nuclear, trying to hold on to those good old fashioned American ideals, only it’s not 1950 anymore. Can they really hold on to that American dream forever, or are some things not meant to be preserved? What happens when what we were told to believe in sounds different than it did before? What happens when Hendrix moves in next door.

Short Plays

Postmortem

The Grim Reaper’s office is a very busy place. Although he likes his job, being surrounded by death all day leaves him feeling a little … well … dead. All that changes when a tragic car accident brings the “full of life” Evelyn to death’s door.

Something Stupid Like ****

After years of research and controlled experiments, scientists have concluded that love is a social construct that is more destructive to the human race than it is helpful. Ettie and Lennan are music specialists who spend hours every day listening to outdated love songs and censoring potentially dangerous lyrics; but after being surrounded by love all day, can they really be immune to love after all? Will they fall victim to their hearts, or find a way to use their knowledge to eradicate their feelings?

Eh-pocalypse

It’s finally here. The moment they’ve all been waiting for. It’s the end of the world! Only there’s been a small staffing change over in the office of the apocalypse. After Famine’s untimely end, Conquest, War and Death wait to meet the newest Horseman of the Apocalypse: Apathy.

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Well, Actually

An exploration of mansplaining through expressive typography.

San Francisco Dreams

Blair and Jamie are straight out of your classic hometown love story. From high school sweethearts, to college graduates, it’s only natural what step they’ll take next. But will Blair’s answer to the inevitable question change when an old flame returns to town? Will it change things for Jamie when it turns out to be his brother?

In The Works

So…What Do We Do Now?

A pathetic nobody, an eccentric old kook, a boisterous tycoon, and a bright young thing walk into the apocalypse. Come hell or high water, through trial and error, and potentially alien abduction, the 4 set out to rebuild a new civilization and social order.

Chickenshit

In a small desolate town being unsuspectingly run by bourgeois vampires, little Liza B loses her shit. Tired of being pushed around by the Mayors re-thug-lican cronies and watching their neighbors starve while the vampires thrive, Liza B and her sis decide to form a militant girl gang hell bent on taking back their town. 

To All The Girls Who Burned

Emilia, a high school girl constantly criticized by her peers for her unapologetic choices, feels as though she does not have a voice. After learning about the famed Joan of Arc, she decides that what the world needs is a new martyr: Miniskirt Girl.

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